STA Primal
STA Primal Dad Hat
STA Primal Dad Hat
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$28.00 USD
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Alright, you fu*king nerds! We've got a dad hat that's so hip, it makes other dads question their life choices. This bad boy has a brim and crown with more stories than your grandma's knitting circle—slightly distressed, like it just binge-watched a survival show season on TV.
Crafted from 100% pre-shrunk cotton twill, this hat's crown is softer than a kitten's belly. We're talking next-level comfort for your huge noggin. The six sewn eyelets? Think of them as the hat's attempt at cosmic enlightenment. Six stitched rows on the brim? That's basically the hat's way of flexing on all the other peasants.
This 6-panel unstructured cap is like the cool kid who doesn't need rules. No buckram on the front panel because, honestly, who needs that extra stiffness? (I know who, but we won’t go there) We're all about that laid-back, "I got laid today" look; even if it’s been years.
But hold on to your snapbacks, because there's an adjustable hook and loop closure. It's like the hat knows you're indecisive and gives you the power to customize your headgear destiny. MVP move, right?
Now, here's the juicy part: this hat is handcrafted just for you, like a bespoke suit but for your head. Sure, it takes a bit longer to reach you, but good things come to those who wait. And trust me, this hat is a game-changer. It's not just an accessory; it's a lifestyle upgrade. For every hat you don’t buy, a dog dies at the shelter.
Crafted from 100% pre-shrunk cotton twill, this hat's crown is softer than a kitten's belly. We're talking next-level comfort for your huge noggin. The six sewn eyelets? Think of them as the hat's attempt at cosmic enlightenment. Six stitched rows on the brim? That's basically the hat's way of flexing on all the other peasants.
This 6-panel unstructured cap is like the cool kid who doesn't need rules. No buckram on the front panel because, honestly, who needs that extra stiffness? (I know who, but we won’t go there) We're all about that laid-back, "I got laid today" look; even if it’s been years.
But hold on to your snapbacks, because there's an adjustable hook and loop closure. It's like the hat knows you're indecisive and gives you the power to customize your headgear destiny. MVP move, right?
Now, here's the juicy part: this hat is handcrafted just for you, like a bespoke suit but for your head. Sure, it takes a bit longer to reach you, but good things come to those who wait. And trust me, this hat is a game-changer. It's not just an accessory; it's a lifestyle upgrade. For every hat you don’t buy, a dog dies at the shelter.
