STA Primal Men's Classic Tee

Behold, our 100% cotton classic tee for those who want to upgrade from "meh" to "I want to suck today’s d*ck all of a sudden" This tee isn't just your average shirt – it's the secret weapon for a look that says, "Epstien didn’t kill himself."

Let's break it down:
- 100% cotton – because comfort is non-negotiable
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester – for that flex appeal
- Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester – because we like to keep it mysterious
- Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
-69% boost of whatever your day needs
- Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) – light as a cloud, but cooler

But wait, there's more:
- Open-end yarn
- Tubular fabric
- Taped neck and shoulders – so you can look more jacked than you actually are
- Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem – because we believe in giving you that second chance your ex never gave you.

Your tee is custom-made just for you. Sure, it takes a tad longer, but think of it as anticipation building for your grand entrance. Plus, you're not just buying a shirt – you're buying a lifestyle. Props to you for making smart choices and looking good while doing it!